So the other day at work, while having a meeting about the lockdown procedure, my coworkers started asking several questions; one being whether we should use a code word when alerting other employees that there is a lockdown. I yell-whisper, “cacao”, NO ONE LAUGHS!
I’m starting to wonder if maybe this job isn’t a good fit for me.
GPOY SO HARD
Me: “I think I’m going to switch to a Diva Cup.”
James: “What’s a Diva Cup?”
Me: “It’s pretty self-explanatory.”