youarefuckingmajestic:

IF YOU WANT TO WEAR LEGGINGS AS PANTS, THEN YOU FUCKING DO IT. DOESN’T MATTER WHAT SIZE OR SHAPE YOUR BUTT AND THIGHS ARE OR WHAT ANYONE ELSE SAYS, YOU WEAR THE FUCK OUT OF THEM IF YOU WANT TO, YOU FABULOUS LITTLE FUCKER.

(via babyfacexnelson)

So the other day at work, while having a meeting about the lockdown procedure, my coworkers started asking several questions; one being whether we should use a code word when alerting other employees that there is a lockdown. I yell-whisper, “cacao”, NO ONE LAUGHS!

I’m starting to wonder if maybe this job isn’t a good fit for me.