Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time. The only way to fail at life is to abstain.
MY CAT IS TOILET TRAINED; WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE? HASH TAG CAPS LOCK.
I am a 25 year old woman that is in really, really dire need of a girls only slumber party.
Did I really just start my period right now? GOOD ONE, UTERUS!
Fell asleep thinking about what this year’s EDC outfit(s) will look like. Kept telling myself I would dress like a normal person, sans glitter, sequins, and skin showing. Then I thought to myself, “FUCKKKK THAT SHIT!” These are the years of milk and honey, damn it, and I will paint my face and dress as much like a Vegas showgirl as I feel fits!
You only yolo once, man.